Owner and Barkeep of the Dirty Monkey
Bert is not a very attractive human, with scraggy hair and dirty features, as well as being slightly overweight. However, he has a reputation in the slums for serving some of the strongest ale outside a dwarven brewery. Unfortunately, no one says it’s any good. However it is extremely cheap for being as strong as it is, which attracts a fair amount of drunken wastrels into the tavern. His tavern is small, only seating a little over 30 people. He doesn’t usually have much information to give on the goings-on of the populace of the slums, however he is known to be a bit of an expert when it comes to where to find rare liquors.